- What means the phrase "multitudes"?
- It when badly works the TV!
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Literature lesson. The teacher asks:
- Well children, you read War and peace?
Silence... One guy jumps up on a place with the dumbfounded eyes:
- And it that, it was necessary to read???
Teacher:
get away...
- And I copied!!!
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At a literature lesson in ...Duck
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says, "Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck ...- The doctor, you will personally operate me?
- Yes: I love, whether you know, at least once in a year to check - whether I still remember something...
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The doctor - to the patient:
- Your hours are considered! Tomorrow you go to work!
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Whether you know that the ...
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