– Well, we will wait for opening…
* * *
The doctor speaks to the patient having obesity:
– You can eat everything that want! And here to you the list of that you have to want.
* * *
Entry in the sick-list:
“Diagnosis preliminary: attrition of the left heel. Diagnosis final: fracture of the right foot”.
* * *
– Why I so grow stout, the doctor?
– You have in a body a surplus of liquid, the monsieur.
– And it seemed to me, I so drink a little… Well, now I won’t put ice in whisky.
* * *
The patient comes to the doctor:
– I you had a doctor three months ago. You found in me rheumatism and recommended to avoid damp.
– Yes, I remember. And with what you again to me welcomed?
– Doctor, darling, I can be washed, at last?
* * *
Doctor:
– You smoke?
Patient:
– No.
– You drink?
– No.
– He it is necessary to grin so idiotic, I all the same will find something!
* * *
– The doctor, help, something somewhere hurts me!
– Well, well, now I to you will write out some tablets.
* * *
The lady complains to the doctor that it has no children. Doctor:
– Perhaps, this hereditary… Tell, your mother had children?
* * *
– The doctor, tell why you to me replaced a preparation?
– And what forces you you think, what I replaced it?
– Yes earlier, when I threw tablets into a toilet bowl, they floated, and now began to sink…
* * *
I will answer questions only in the presence of my personal psychiatrist!